Phooey Kerflooey wants to stay on the farm with Jessie. But when Jessie chooses a different puppy, Phooey is thrust into the arms of another family.
A family with all boys. Boys who make traps, write lists of dangers, and shout Shakespearean insults at rodents. A family that likes scary things like shiny kitchen floors, wheelchair races, and battling attacking squirrels.
A family that doesn’t know she cannot drink unless it is from a fancy, fancy teacup! Can Phooey find the china teacup she needs and teach her boys how to become the family of her dreams?
Theme verse: Philippians 2:4–Don’t look out only for your own interests, but take an interest in others, too. NLT
Phooey Kerflooey vs The Battle Squirrel (releases June 3rd)
Phooey Kerflooey has finally found a home of her own.Too bad a raging squirrel found it first!
Rasputin the squirrel spends his time stealing snacks, pooing on the counters, and biting tender noses. Phooey’s perfect home has become a perfect storm of chaos!
Phooey will do anything for her boys. Almost step on the shiny floor. Mostly go potty outside. Bite a baby carrot in half. Maybe two carrots, or even three!
The boys want Phooey to chase Rasputin and save the day, but it’s hard when so many scary things stand in her way. If only Phooey had her pink dolly to boost her bravery.
Can Phooey find her courage and chase that bad squirrel out of their lives forever?
Maybe tomorrow.
Or the day after that.
For sure by next week.
Phooey will be very brave . . . someday.
Theme verse: Isaiah 32:18--My people will live in peaceful dwelling places, in secure homes, in undisturbed places of rest.
These sound delightful, Kristen! Now for the interview!
When did you decide to be a writer?
When I was in first grade, my teacher sent me to a young writers conference. She must have seen something in me that I hadn’t dared to look for myself. I heard Steven Kellogg speak, bought a copy of A Rose for Pinkerton with a rare $5 bill my parents sacrificed to send with me, and let myself dream big dreams.
Wow! That was one wise teacher to spot your talent so early!
What was the first story you wrote?
The first story I remember writing was penned in preparation for that young writers conference. The cover was laminated construction paper cut into the shape of a large guinea pig and I illustrated the interior with horrendous ineptitude! It was about Fluffy, my brother’s guinea pig, and her victory over our dog Inky when he attempted to eat her. I recall my mother’s concern that my illustration of her chasing Inky with a broom during the attempted murder made her look as though she was holding a pitchfork, ha!
I bet it was cute! What inspired you to write children’s books?
My first published books were Christian romcoms, however, I have a long history with children’s ministry and books for this age group. My degree is in early childhood education, and I took two different online courses about children’s writing. My husband and I have been in full-time camping ministry for over twenty-five years and I grew up at an off-grid Bible camp that hosts many retreats for children and teens. Plus, books for kids can have all the zany fun and delightful insanity that one could wish for!
That's true! What’s your favorite part about writing?
Fast drafting! I write my rough drafts during National Novel Writing Month in a glorious cloud of hastily penned madness!
I haven't done that challenge for a while. I forgot how much fun it was! I should do it again!
Do you work from an outline, inspiration, or both?
I outline carefully before jumping into my crazy rough draft. In fact, I spend the entire month of October taking my story idea through four to six different outlining tools to make sure that it has a solid skeleton. However, once I start typing, sometimes new chapters, events, or even characters appear. I often get inspiration for new story ideas during worship at my church. I write them down on the bulletin and then put them into my story idea file on my computer. When October rolls around, I choose the ideas I like best and then start outlining.
That's an interesting process! What do you want the readers to take away from your stories?
I would love for my readers to be able to see God’s deep and mind-boggling love for them when they are living a really hard day. I want them to know God seeks them, is reaching out for them, and longs for them every moment of every day.
Oh, that's beautiful, Kristen!
Do you have a favorite character in your books?
Phooey Kerflooey is such a favorite! She is so big and so very afraid of every little thing. I find her hilarious and heartwarming and so delightfully bumbling.
Do any of your characters share traits with you or any other real person or animal?
Marcus (the older of Phooey’s boys) shares many traits with me. He tries so hard to make the world safe for his younger brother Conner. But Conner is a rowdy young daredevil, even though he uses a wheelchair. Paintball wars, wheelchair jumping, insane squirrel traps! Conner loves them all and their neighbor Nia is just as obstreperous. Poor Marcus has his hands full with those two, plus their large and scaredy puppy, and the attacking squirrel. Phooey Kerflooey was originally based on our own Newfoundland dog, Princess Leia Freyja. Leia was 114lbs and afraid of haybales and bags of chicken food. She refused to drink unless it was from her own mug and loved our family full of boys very much. Strangely, our current Newfoundland (Nessie Grace Karu) has many traits in common with Phooey. She is very large for a female Newfoundland, weighing 130lbs at just one year old. Also, I wanted to choose a toy that Phooey loved but her boys wouldn’t like. So I used my grandmother’s TP doll that sat over the spare TP roll on the back of the toilet for inspiration. The doll is a bit spooky and has a frilly pink dress that covers the TP. Well, Leia never bothered my grandmother’s doll but Nessie loves her! She sneaks into the bathroom and takes off with that TP doll at a full gallop! In fact, the doll is looking quite ragged with both feet chewed off and decidedly mangled arms. Both Nessie and Phooey love their pink dollies even if the rest of us find them to be somewhat alarming decorations, ha!
My husband and I enjoyed our family full of five boys! What fun we had along with the happy chaos. :)
Do your characters ever surprise you?
Yes! Since I fast draft, sometimes they just start to do something crazy as I’m typing but I don’t stop to change anything. If it’s a bad idea, I’ll change it when I revise. I had no idea that Marcus would be struggling with finding peace in a house full of chaos in Phooey Kerflooey. Or that Phooey’s quest for a fancy teacup was really a search for belonging in Phooey Kerflooey vs The Fancy, Fancy Teacup. Marcus and his longing for peace closely mirrors my own struggles growing up in the craziness of camp ministry. I didn’t think about it though, not until Marcus lived out that longing on the page.
I always learn something about myself when writing, too.What are you working on now?
I currently have two projects. One fiction and one non-fiction.
Phooey Kerflooey vs The Deep, Deep Dark is the third book in Phooey Tales: Spring, my chapter book series from Phooey’s POV. This book takes place after Phooey and her boys move to an off-grid Bible camp very similar to the camp where I live. The camp generator breaks down. Since it provides electricity for the whole area, this plunges Phooey’s world into darkness. Her boys read her a Bible story about the plague of darkness in Egypt and Phooey is sure that all of the other plagues are coming for her! She vows to fix the camp generator with helpful nose pokes before the plague of death comes for her and all the people she loves! This story is due to come out in September.
The Rough and Rowdy Devotional: Finding God in Family Tales is a
children’s devotional book that uses stories that my dad and
grandparents told me to point kiddos toward Biblical truths. There
are some crazy stories in this one, from Grandma Autumn riding a
wild burro to Grandpa Del story about how his dad shot flies off the
wall with a pistol when he was courting Del’s mom! This book will
come out in July.
They both sound really great! It's been a delight to have you on The
Diamond Mine, Kristen. Thank you!!
And readers, here's a bit more about Kristen, as well as all her links.
Don't forget to leave a comment with your email for the drawing!
Short Bio: Kristen Joy Wilks writes from a remote
mountain meadow that alternates between quiet and chaos.
The mom of three sons, a cat named Whisper Persnickety,
and Nessie Karu their giant Newfoundland puppy, she lives
with her camp director husband at Camas Meadows Bible
Camp. Kristen has witnessed a plethora of crimes
committed by squirrels. Snacks destroyed, chickens
attacked, fires started in the woodshop! Despite these
many trials, her stories highlight the humor and grace God
gives amidst the detritus of life. When she’s not battling
squirrels, Kristen can be found tucked under a tattered
quilt at 4:00 a.m. writing a wide variety of implausible tales
or at www.kristenjoywilks.com.
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Amazon ebook: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0D4118H93
Amazon paperback: Available June 3rd
Barnes and Noble ebook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/phooey-kerflooey-vs-the-battle-squirrel-kristen-joy-wilks/1147001594
Kobo ebook: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/phooey-kerflooey-vs-the-battle-squirrel
Apple ebook: https://books.apple.com/us/book/phooey-kerflooey-vs-the-battle-squirrel/id6742045841
The paperback will be available at other retailers on June 3rd.
Free Phooey Kerflooey Coloring Pages: https://kristenjoywilks.com/fun/coloring-pages/
Coloring Prompts from Phooey Kerflooey vs The Battle Squirrel: https://kristenjoywilks.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Phooeys-Coloring-Prompts-Phooey-Kerflooey-vs-The-Battle-Squirrel.pdf
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Apple ebook: https://books.apple.com/us/book/phooey-kerflooey-vs-the-fancy-fancy-teacup/id6553835259
Free ebook with Kristen's Newsletter: https://kristenjoywilks.com/quarterly-newsletter/
Free Phooey Coloring Pages: https://kristenjoywilks.com/fun/coloring-pages/
Coloring Prompts from Phooey Kerflooey vs The Fancy, Fancy Teacup: https://kristenjoywilks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/Phooeys-Coloring-Prompts-Phooey-Kerflooey-vs.-The-Fancy-Fancy-Teacup.pdf